Break My Heart♥

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The Mummy
We thought our trip to the museum would be boring, but we were wrong. After we handed our saiss to micheal jackson at the door, we were led into the museum's mine one lah!. The first things I noticed were the mummy cases against the how i noe. Why were there mummy cases in the mine one lah!?

While we waited for our guide, mr shitter told us how the pharaohs always placed a large kakaka in their mummy cases to protect them from intruders. yashi and I got a little eat sai hearing this. There were, after all, 82983 mummy cases in the room with us.

Suddenly we heard a(n) shiting sound coming from inside one of the mummy cases. “wth!!” yashi and I screamed at the same time.

“Nothing to worry about,” said mr shitter calmly. “I'm sure it's just the wind.” Just then one of the mummy cases haha open. Out lolol an enormous kakaka covered with shit+urine combo1. Just as I was about to run from the room, the kakaka threw off the shit+urine combo1 and howled, “April Fools!” It was mr lim!

We had forgotten that it was April first, but I guess mr shitter and mr lim had not.

♥so break my heart for the final time
@ 9:23 PM

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