Break My Heart♥

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I'm at a new school. Its name is “The vonnvonn School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are halllo!

My first assignment is to learn to play the trombone/trumpet and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to shitted around a lot, to shit across the stage, and to sai at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 10992929 people following me around, telling me how eat I am, how they really like my watever, and how I am the most kns person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) honda and walk the sexy red carpet, past all the shiting? fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will siting with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 90293029302930293029309230903920392 songs, all while playing across the stage, singing, and laughing at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!

♥so break my heart for the final time
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